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	Why can elephants swim whenever they want? They’re always wearing their trunks!
	Why did the poodle stay in the shade? It didn’t want to be a hot dog!
	Why do bicycles fall down without a kickstand? Because they’re two-tired!
	Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
	Did you hear the joke about the watermelon? It’s pit-iful!
	What has four legs and flies? A picnic table!

	What can you see once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day? The letter "e"
	Who can shave 20 times and day a still have a beard? A barber
	What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel
	What's the 11-letter word that's always pronounced incorrectly? "Incorrectly"
	What's full of holes that can still hold water? A sponge